FidelSarcastro

NOTICE: No, I will not divulge the Pyro's gender. Stop asking me. --Medic MISSING: My spare pants. Does anyone know where I left the things? I haven't seen them for two days. --Demoman WHO KEEPS STEALING MY LUNCH?: WHICH ONE OF YOU SORRY SACKS OF LADY'S PURSES IS STEALING MY FOOD? IT IS CLEARLY MY FOOD. IT HAS "SOLDIER'S FOOD" WRITTEN ON IT IN VERY LARGE LETTERS. ARE YOU ALL ILLITERATE? BECAUSE THAT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME. WHEN I FIND THE ONE WHO IS STEALING MY FOOD, I WILL KILL HIM AND EAT A PORTION OF HIS BODY COMMENSURATE WITH THE FOOD THAT HAS BEEN STOLEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. --Soldier FOUND: Demoman's spare pants. They were on